Why do hot dog vendors have the WURST dress codes. What do you call a dog with a fever?… A hot dog. Why did the lady put a sweater on her hot dog?… Because it was a chili dog! Why did the vegetarian hot dog cross the road?… To prove he wasn’t chicken! Why did the dog stay in the shade at summer camp?… It did not want to be a hot dog. What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?… “Make me one with everything.” What do you call someone who electrocutes hot dogs?… Frank Zappa. I stepped into my shower today only to find hot dogs coming out of the shower head. My girlfriend asked me if hot dogs were good for her diet. I just had a very serious discussion about hot dogs… It was a frank discussion. “This hot dog is fantastic,” the customer said frankly. Apparently, my anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns, hon. Only eats burgers, hot dogs, and Sloppy Joe’s. I won my 17th straight Halloween costume contest as a hotdog… I’m on a roll. Why did the hot dog hire a tutor?… He wanted to be on the honor roll. What does a hotdog call his wife?… Honey bun. What did the American hot dog say to the German hotdog?… You’re the wurst. What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?… The WURST! What do you call a saw that cuts hotdogs?… Sawsage. Why did the family get lost on the way to the hot dog stand?… They took a turn for the wurst. Why do the hot dogs with ketchup spoil early?… Because the sauce ages. Have you ever been to a hot dog factory?… No, I haven’t sau-sage (saw such) a place. It really stinks when you bite into what you expect to be a hot dog but it’s actually a sausage… That’s the wurst. Why are German hotdogs the most controversial?… It’s because they make the best AND the wurst ones. It’s called “What’s the Wurst That Could Happen?” I have an idea for a make-your-own hot dog place. How do you make a frankfurter laugh?…Tell it a Polish sausage joke. I was disappointed that my friend chose to bring hot dogs to my fancy pot-luck dinner party… But, I suppose it could have been wurst. What do you call a hot dog wizard?… A sau-sage. What’s the difference between a Yankee Stadium hot dog and a Fenway Park hot dog?… You can buy a Fenway Frank hot dog in October. What do you call a hot dog race?… Wiener takes all. What happens when you turn flying mammals into hot dogs?… Things go from bat to wurst. What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it?… A “hollow-weenie!” How does a ghost eat a hotdog?… By goblin it. What do you call a scary hot dog with nothing in it?… A Hollow-Weenie. What was the taxidermist doing at the hot dog stand?… Stuffing his face! “Change,” he says, “comes from within.”įrankly, I am happy this isn’t the last hot dog joke! CREEPY / HALLOWEEN HOT DOG JOKES “Where’s my change?” The hot dog vendor smiles knowingly. He goes up to the librarian, : “Can I have an hot dog?” Librarian: “Sorry sir but this is a library.” Man: “Hh sorry!” Says quietly”: “Can I have an hot dog?”Ī man walks up to an Indian hot dog vendor Smirking to himself, he says, “Make me one with everything!” before handing over a twenty dollar bill.The vendor chuckles good-naturedly before doing exactly that, piling a hot dog high with various condiments before handing it over. One hot dog says to another, “You been to that German night club yet?” “Nah, it was too krauted.” I went to the local hot dog guy and said, “Can I get a jumbo sausage?” He said, “Sure. “How can I tell my wife I bagged a couple of hotdogs and chickens?”Ĭan a hamburger marry a hot dog?… Only if they have a very frank relationship!ĭid you hear the story about a guy who could eat a footlong hot dog in two bites? Sounds a little “hard to swallow” right? “Hotdogs and chicken?!” yells the hunter. “We’re out of steaks but we have hotdogs and chicken,” says the butcher. On the way home from a hunt, a hunter stops by the grocery store. If I eat nine hot dogs, seven burgers, three bags of chips, and drink five sodas, what do I have?… No self control. I go to the store and buy ten hotdogs, nine burgers, three bags of chips, and six sodas. Hot dogs really should be renamed to hot wolves… They always come in packs. Why do all hotdogs look alike?… Because they are “in-bread” What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?… “I’m a wiener!”
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